Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-928 (?)
- SCP-928 is a ceramic and cloth doll that looks ordinary but can talk like a middle-aged man, even though its mouth doesn't move. It often makes comments and occasionally announces moves for a game of Capablanca chess, with these moves seemingly tied to major real-world events, though the game's full context is unknown. If someone gets too close to the doll when alone, it will vanish and reappear next to them, and about 65% of people who experience this disappear from custody within four days. The doll is contained in a glass case and is always watched, with at least two people present during any interaction to prevent its teleportation ability.
- Longest word in English (?)
- The identity of the longest word in English is debated, as it depends on how "word" and "length" are defined, considering factors like natural derivation versus coinage, inclusion in dictionaries, and whether technical terms or place names count. While the chemical name for titin, a protein, spans 189,819 letters, it is generally considered a technical term and not a common dictionary word. The 45-letter "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis," a lung disease, is often cited as the longest word in major dictionaries, though it was deliberately coined to be long. Other notable long words include "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from Mary Poppins, the 28-letter "antidisestablishmentarianism" as a non-technical example, and extremely long place names like New Zealand's Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.